Freedom Threads
Out the Mouse
Out the Mouse
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You can always change the channel.
You sit down for a little entertainment. A little escape. Maybe something that doesn’t arrive with a brand manifesto attached. When the sales pitch gets bigger than the show, the remote is still right there.
Out the Mouse turns that dry response into an oversized visual punchline. A grinning cartoon mouse wears a tiny castle graphic and “woke-ney” lettering beneath a bold red circle and slash. It has the blunt delivery of a sign you can read from across the room. The joke is about the spectacle of corporate messaging, and the wearer has already found the off switch.
Throw it on for a casual night with friends, a weekend out, or the next debate over what to watch. You don’t have to turn every choice into a grand announcement. Sometimes a little parody says plenty, and then it’s back to finding something worth your evening. Your time, your taste, your call. Pass the popcorn; there are other things on.
The Rundown
- Gildan 5000 crewneck with short sleeves and a front DTG print.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
- Black, Maroon, Navy, Dark Chocolate, and Charcoal: 100% cotton.
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit with a tubular body, taped neck and shoulders, and double-sewn sleeve and bottom hems.
Size It Up
A regular fit with a structured shape. Sizes S–3XL are offered in all 6 colors. Sizes 4XL and 5XL are offered in Black, Maroon, and Navy.
These are garment measurements, not body chest measurements. Lay a tee you already own flat. Measure the width across the chest just below the sleeves, and the length from the top of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem. Compare those measurements with the charts below. The supplier allows variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm).
Size chart (inches)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Size chart (centimeters)
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 | 71 |
| M | 50.8 | 73.7 |
| L | 56 | 76.2 |
| XL | 61 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 66 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 71 | 83.8 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 86.4 |
| 5XL | 81.3 | 89 |
Keep It Sharp
Turn it inside out. Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Skip fabric softener and dry cleaning. Hang-dry or tumble-dry on low. If it needs an iron, use a cool setting on the inside and keep the iron off the print.
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